So I won't even begin to explore HOW these people entered our orbit of "celebrity", but such as it is... we know who HEIDI and SPENCER are.
And while I don't care a lick about either of them or the fact that their marriage has fallen apart, I have seen just barely enough of The Hills to know that eh, Heidi's not that bad. Whatev.
So now that she's single, what's a high-profile gal with a newly purchased face and bod supposed to do??
OF COURSE! Hook up with another famous person!
I am convinced that she can do better this time.
So, I dug up a few famous faces who are now single (or I assume so), and did a couple rudimentary mashups in Paint (TM), and actually, they look pretty good.
As pictures, yes.
As couples, well, maybe not so much.