Soooo much to say about last night's Dancing with People I'd Actually Call "Stars"...
... but I will limit it to these three most important comments:
1) Niecy Nash is doing it for thick girls everywhere. Girls of varying thicknesses thank you, Niecy. We'll still be thanking you when you're rail thin in about three weeks.
2) Brooke Burke is a GREAT fit. Samantha Harris Who?? Oh yes, the awkward skinny brunette girl. Girls of varying thicknesses never liked you, whatsyourface.
3) Edyta the Pro still has a freaking slamming body. It's ridiculous.
OK, enough on that. Let's dwell on the past. Namely, some of the worst outfits in DWTS history as we know it. I stumbled upon several "worst" lists from the interweb, and I'm posting my (least) favorites here.
Like so bad, they'd make really fantastic, yet sparkly, dishrags. Although I don't know what Swarovski crystals and sequins'll do to your good china.