Wednesday, January 5
What rhymes with JAKE...?
Was listening to the Entertainment Buzz this morning when I heard the devastating news...
TAYLOR SWIFT & JAKE JINGLEHEIMERSCHMIDT ARE OVER!
Give yourself a moment to deal with the news.
OK, so now let's move on in a way fully-approved by Taylor herself: let's write a song about it. After all, we know she will get around to it eventually, but let's help a sista out by trying to write this tune ourselves.
To help our brainstorming, I will throw out a few words & phrases that might come in handy:
BREAK (as in "We were on a...")
PIECE OF CAKE
ANGEL FOOD CAKE
SALT LAKE (CITY)
QUAKE (-ER OATS)
And of course, how could I forget the most obvious one: MISTAKE.
... Says Toni Ryan