Friday, August 13

MORE Important Life Lessons from Julia Roberts Movies

Do I have anything in my teeth?The Crew's list of Things You Learn From Julia Roberts Movies this morning was sorta lacking...

Here is the omitted portions of that list that I happened to find.

Mystic Pizza (1988) .... Daisy Arujo
People in Connecticut think they’re pizza is so great.

Flatliners (1990) .... Dr. Rachel Mannus
When lives are at stake, and there’s dim lighting and suspenseful music, it is scary.

Dying Young (1991) .... Hilary O'Neil
When people you love pass away, it is very very sad.

Hook (1991) .... Tinkerbell
Special effects can make you look really tiny. And with the amazing technology, make it look like you're flying.

Conspiracy Theory (1997) .... Alice Sutton
If you've got a crazy idea about something that could get you into danger, it might work turn into a funny opportunity for love. If the crazy idea is that Mel Gibson is a lunatic, well, it's too late.

The Mexican (2001) .... Samantha Barzel
No matter how bad you want it to happen, if you don't have chemistry with Brad Pit, ya don't get chemistry with Brad Pitt. Try George Clooney.

America's Sweethearts (2001) .... Kathleen "Kiki" Harrison
If your sister is a gorgeous Catherine Zeta Jones, you can steal her boyfriends if you grow up and look like a Julia Roberts

Ocean's Eleven (2001) .... Tess Ocean
Now matter how bad you want it to happen, if you have chemistry with George Clooney, but he has an itch for crime, you can try and stay away from him, but he will always use charm & a clever theft to win you back.

Mona Lisa Smile (2003) .... Katherine Ann Watson
If you want to be an awe-inspiring teacher to students that are the same sex as you, watch Dead Poets Society and take notes.

Ocean's Twelve (2004) .... Tess Ocean
You didn't learn your lesson the first time, and now you are pretending to be a someone else pretending to be you. Whew, that's confusing.

Valentine's Day (2010) .... Captain Kate Hazeltine
Valentine's Day is not your personal holiday. It belongs to everyone. You and thirty other famous people.

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