This morning, the Crew had a list of things you can learn from Julia Roberts movies.
Which was all well and good, until I realized they missed a few goodies. Like...
People in Connecticut think they’re pizza is so great.
If your sister is a gorgeous Catherine Zeta Jones, you can steal her boyfriends if you grow up and look like a Julia Roberts.
Valentine's Day is not your personal holiday. It belongs to everyone. You and thirty other famous people.
(No worries, I got more...!)
The thing is... you can actually plenty more important life lessons from MORGAN FREEMAN movies. Check it out...
Invictus (2009) .... Nelson Mandela
If you’re trying to portray a legendary world leader, it helps if Matt Damon is standing nearby pretending to be a South African soccer champ.
The Bucket List (2007) .... Carter Chambers
If you need to come up with a list of things you wanna do before you die, you can now call it a “Bucket List” and people will know what you’re talking about.
Gone Baby Gone (2007) .... Jack Doyle
Sometimes the unsuspecting good guy is actually the bad guy.
Batman Begins (2005) .... Lucius Fox
“Spelunking” is a good code word for “building a secret cave underneath my mansion, where I will strategize a plan to wipe out crime & save the world while clad in experimental black rubber”.
Million Dollar Baby (2004) .... Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
If your infant daughter is worth a fortune, don’t let her pursue a career in boxing because it will not end well.
Bruce Almighty (2003) .... God
Omnipotence means you can make Jennifer Aniston’s boobs large at a moments notice.
Along Came a Spider (2001) .... Alex Cross Sometimes the unsuspecting pretty blonde girl is actually the bad guy.
Se7en (1995) .... Detective Lt. William Somerset
No matter how violently you beg to know what’s in the box, you really don’t wanna know what’s in the box.
Outbreak (1995) .... Brig. Gen. Billy Ford
Monkeys are fun and cute zoo animals, but occasionally the harbingers of disease.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) .... Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding
Zihuatanejo is a coastal town in Mexico
Driving Miss Daisy (1989) .... Hoke Colburn
Old ladies that backseat drive can occasionally be annoying.
Lean on Me (1989) .... Principal Joe Clark
Mean principals occasionally do it because they mean well.