HAhaha... how'd you know I meant ME?!
I signed up for a weekend cruise -- coz that's what we fun single people do, jetset everywhere, whoopin' it up, traipsing around the world at a moment's notice. [crickets] Haha, not. -- and fortunately we've got one day in Cozumel. Never been. And for the little amount of time we've got, all I want after the winter we've had (and continue to have!) is just a little time sitting on a quiet, sandy beach, and hopefully get ... wait for it... A SUNTAN!
I'm not asking for a lot, right?? Just a freaking SUNTAN!
Just need a place that's a not-too-expensive cab ride away from the port, don't need food or drinks or fancy water activities. I've got my bottled water, towels, and book, so I'm all set.
Found this "interactive" Cozumel beach map online, so if this helps jog your memory...