Friday, December 11

She's... Too Sexy for her Raisins...

By now, you've probably seen the new ads for Sun-Maid Raisins... and our Raisin Gal has finally gotten a much needed update:

I love that one of the headlines covering this update read, "Is the Sun-Maid Raisin Girl Too Sexy?"

Hahahahah... The girl wears a red bonnet, and finally doesn't look hungover, and we're calling that "too sexy"?? Sounds like somebody's gotta check out an episode of Jersey Shore and get their definitions straight.

Check out Sun-Maid Raisin Girl through the years...
No offense to the lady who was the original model for their mascot, but looking at her makes me the opposite of hungry-for-raisins. The old raisin gal looked like she'd spent too many hours in the vineyards not wearing sunscreen... is she even making minimum wage, people?!

In an era of DIY shows and before-and-after extravaganzas, a modern revamp was long overdue. I mean, for heaven's sakes, what are people upset about? At least the girl's still got "back"! If they made her rail-thin, holding a cell-phone and a chiahuahua, then I'd see what all the hubbub was about!

Whaddya think? Is the new Sun-Maid Raisin Girl now too sexy for her raisins? Too sexy her raisins? (sorry couldn't resist)

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