Tuesday, March 10

Paula & her gold glitter eyeshadow

Truly, the only thing interesting so far from Paula Abdul, as I fast forward through American Idol Top 13's episode.  Her glitter eyeshadow is the only thing making her bearable to watch so far.
 
WHO LET'S HER SPEAK?????  She is talking about acoustic technicalities right now after Jasmine's performance.  WHY?
  • I didn't like Jasmine.  Totally ripped off parts of Mariah's version of I'll Be There.  She does have a nice looking family though. 
  • Who is this newlwed guitar playing guy? Seems good so far, but will I remember him in a few weeks? 
  • Why does it always seem like Paula is about to cry?  Is she?  So unstable.
  • Oooh look the floor in front of the stage is a huge TV!
  • "Do you know why he helped the other contestants out?"   Yeah, Paula I do.  The answer is "Because he's a good guy."  Which is what Kara just said 2 seconds ago.   "Adorably sexy"?  She wanted to say "dorky" but she chickened out.
  • The chick with the red hair - never woulda guessed she started out singing mariachi music.  She rocked, but wasn't this Michael Jackson night?  What in heck was this?  Oh sixteen?  Holy cow.  "Stay authentic"???  Her hair is the color of a magic marker.
  • Anoop!  Wah hahahah can he pull this off?  (hang on while I watch...)  Wah, not a great singing job but he knows he own this room.  BLAH  I'm so disappointed!!!!    LOVE the bravado though. 
  • Jonas Bros #4 Adam...ok very original performance, but I hated his singing.  Oh goodness, pls don't cry.  Esp not while Paula's talking.  She'll thinking you're crying about her glitter eyeshadow.
  • Matt at the piano, he's channeling Timberlake.  Yknow, I wouldn't necessarily call myself a Michael Jackson fan per se, but I like enough MJ songs to say that I am disappointed some of the crappiest songs were pulled out of the woodwork.  I only realized that after Human Nature,   Matt Giraud was ok, but I loved the song better when he's not doing it
  • Is this song going too fast for Alexis?  She sounds like she can barely keep up, but whoa does she have legs.
  • There's nothing better than when they have the camera close on Paula, and you can see Simon's face as he reacts to the dribble.  Hysterical.

2 comments:

  1. When will the producers of IDOL learn if they want quality singers they need to bring back William Hung?

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  2. I don't understand what's so great about Adam... he sounds like he's auditioning for an 80's hair band.

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