The Results Show

• I love the judges introductions. LOL Randy.... Makes me always think of his "interview" with Newman...



• PALACIAL ESTATE? What is this... The Real World?? Great. "13 strangers. Picked to a live in an unusually massive house.... "



• Poor Scott Macintyre... everybody is oohing and aahing at the sight of this gorgeous home. So rude to set him up in this dumb shot of everyone staring up at the house in awe.



• I HATE THE GROUP SONG!!!! AWFUL!



• Recapping yesterday, I forgot Paula nearly started crying



• Matt Sarver is not an actor. Terrible setup to the Ford commercials. Which believe it or not I kinda like sometimes. This wasn't that bad. Well, it got better w the volume off



• OK, call me slow, it dawned on me that the Sultan of Pop was completely missing during yesterday's homage show. Yeah... well I don't know how that worked out, especially not with all these sixteen year olds. Though... well, I guess sixteen year old girls have nothing to worry about.



• Wait what is this stay of execution nonsense? OK, Jasmine is re-singing (will that be a new word?) This poor girl, SO STRESSFUL! You're making her re-sing a song that was awful the first time out? I need to fast forward.



• OH NO!!!!!!!! Oh, SO BRUTAL. Why is this more brutal than usual??? Is that the first time we could hear Rycrest's comforting final words?



• Hey, it's the Carrie Underwood Motley Crue remix. I like it now, I'm sure I will hate it by the end of the month.



• Seriously, why is this SO SO BRUTAL? Is Rycrest crushing on her, or are they showing a lot more closeups?



• Kanye may be a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs but I think he's incredibly talented. He's sometimes better to be heard (performing) rather than seen.



• Danny Gokey I love you but the WHOOOOOOing is starting to get out of control.



• ANOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP.... uh oh, is he gonna get the red light special?.... OH! WAH. If he has to re-sing that song he will get the AXE!



• It's gonna be Jorge in the red light won't it.... Gah. Fast forward fast forward fast forward



• Hi KELLY CLARKSON! I love you! She looks fantastic. Wow, hello booty. Why did people not like the last album? So what she was pissed off? "I played it three times on the radio today," says Rycrest. Show off. Yes, we know you're also one of those super people with a matching TV & Radio show. We can't all be lucky. I have a radio show, and surveillance camera footage. Me smelling my armpits and compulsively cleaning the windows in the studio. I think I am idolspising Rycrest.



• KelKel is SOOO good. I heart her. If American Idol became our means for electing government officials, I'd want her to be our reining monarch. David Cook & Underwood could be her cabinet members. Oh, and Jordin and maybe Melinda Doolittle even. I liked her.



• FAST FORWARD...



• YAAAAAAAAAY ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP! Dorky Asian guys represented!! Whoooooooo lol.



• Please spare Jorge. This kid is incredible.



• BLAH! One save the entire season? This is what happens when you chronically fast forward. Ok, I'm closer to being sick of this Underwood Crue song..... OH, is this show done?

SO ANTI-CLIMACTIC.

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!! YAY! Where's Danny Gokey? A much needed "WHOOOO" would go great right about now.