I just heard of this product called Poop Freeze. I'm not even kidding you.
"[A] specially formulated aerosol freeze spray that forms a frosty film on dog poop to harden the surface for easy pick-up"
To heck with all that! I don't even have a dog, and I am so buying a can! Imagine all the fun you'd have with that. I'd walk around randomly shooting stuff with a spritz. OMG, I would be a complete menace to society.
Here's the stuff in action:
Only $9.95 for a 4 oz. can --- $14.95 for a 10 oz. can! I'M IN!