Britney's custody hearing? She can hear fine, thank you.

This report of today's proceedings thus far is from Access Hollywood online, and it totally cracked me up:


9:50 AM PDT
Everyone returns to the courtroom. Britney is sworn in.

Judge: "State your name."

Britney: "Britney."

Judge (laughing): "Full name please."

Britney: "Britney Spears."



What an idiot. Someone give her back her kids, pronto.