Someone in the office made a Wawa run for lunch, and came back with exactly what I ordered. A Shorti with Healthy Choice Ham, lettuce, tomato, and no cheese. Sort of. Apparently they didn't have the Healthy Choice, so it's just... ham, which is fine. But I just learned that the "shorti" is not the smallest in their line of sandwiches. Where I pictured the "shorti" as a little bullet of a sandwich, what arrived was twice that size.
I guess what I wanted was the "junior". Who knew?!
Yeah, I ate it all anyway. I'm stuffed!