So I won't even begin to explore HOW these people entered our orbit of "celebrity", but such as it is... we know who HEIDI and SPENCER are.And while I don't care a lick about either of them or the fact that their marriage has fallen apart, I have seen just barely enough of The Hills to know that eh, Heidi's not that bad. Whatev.
So now that she's single, what's a high-profile gal with a newly purchased face and bod supposed to do??
OF COURSE! Hook up with another famous person!
I am convinced that she can do better this time.
So, I dug up a few famous faces who are now single (or I assume so), and did a couple rudimentary mashups in Paint (TM), and actually, they look pretty good.
As pictures, yes.
As couples, well, maybe not so much.
1.I think she's too much for Joe to handle.
ReplyDelete2.I don't think she's slutty enough forTiger.
3.She's too much of a hot mess for Al.
4.Jorge might ... but I dunno if she would. (but I really hope he wouldn't he's such a cute chubby guy and deserves much more!)
5.She doesn't have enough tattoos for Jesse.