Kim Kardashian is in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar completely NAKED.
And by "completely NAKED", I mean, not only is she not wearing any clothes, but the photo is also "unretouched" <-- apparently the newest celeb buzz word for "keepin' it real".
In Kim's words: “I think the message is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, ‘I’m curvy, and I’m proud of it now.’”
While I really REALLY appreciate what celebs are doing, with this slew of "going bare"... It's their collective stance against the rampant self-image problem going on amongst society at large, especialy when it comes to makeup, appearance, and the notoriously relentless Photoshopping that goes on before we see our fave celebs preened to perfection...
Here's the thing... again, while I really appreciate it, please just go back to letting magazine editors cut & paste you to their heart's content.
Because frankly, seeing you sans makeup, sans false lashes, extensions, and the Blemish tool on Photoshop...
YOU ALL STILL LOOK FREAKING GOOD AND IT'S ACTUALLY MAKING ALL OF US REGULAR PEOPLE FEEL EVEN CRAPPIER!!
OK OK we get it -- you're still hot without makeup & airbrushing.
So, again. Thanks. But no thanks.