Tuesday, February 2

AVATAR CAN KISS MY GRITS

Yknow how in Hawaii, the word "ALOHA" seems to do double-duty as a hello or goodbye?

Well, in the world of Avatar, I SEE YOU seems to have multiple meanings.

Aside from the obvious, it apparently is also the way you'd say, "I'm madly in love with you and want to join my tail with yours."

And if I could add my own addition, I SEE YOU also means I THINK THIS MOVIE IS JUST OKAY.

This blog is just my knee-jerk reaction to the overabundant fascination that the entire media has with this movie. And by "entire media" I mean PST's Newman & Wade.


See below.



I'm Newman and I clearly don't know what 'a good story' is beccause I thought this movie was freaking incredible.

I'm Wade and this movie was something amazingly new because I am a relatively boring person

C'mon guys. REALLY?!

I mean REALLY?!!!?!?!?


Sooo... today, this blog is officially a SAFE ZONE. If you also think Avatar was OK and just wanna share your feelings of mediocrity and "whatev"-ness, PLEASE SOUND OFF HERE.



I welcome it. In fact, I SEE YOU. (Here that means, "I know you thought this movie was alright, overhyped, and a little cliche... and you totally agree with Toni Ryan.")

... Says

6 comments:

  1. pstwade2/02/2010 11:06 AM

    Sorry, I should have pointed out that my "review" was intended for theater goers who do NOT consider Jennifer Lopez planning somebody's wedding "Movie Gold". Evidentally I SEE YOU has yet another meaning in your case- "My name is Toni and I don't know how to have fun at the movies".

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  2. Newman2/02/2010 11:08 AM

    Well Aloha Toni, I have some comments about your blog post:

    1. When you scroll over my picture it has a comment as if it were something I said. This is fine, however the word 'because' is spelled wrong. Can you fix this? If I am to be fake quoted I wish to at least have the ability to spell correctly. Also, when I write the word 'freaking' I spell it 'freakin' because I think it looks hipper.

    2. Why do you ask Avatar to kiss your grits? I believe Flo used this line because she worked at a diner - hence, the hilarity. Perhaps you could say, "Kiss my Cough Button!" or "Kiss My Weather Outro Bed!"

    3. 9 Oscar nominations

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  3. Toni Ryan2/02/2010 11:14 AM

    3. Oscars can kiss my grits too.

    And sorry Newms, but in my blog world, your avatar is also a terrible speller. Don't worry you guys aren't blue.

    p.s. Wade pees his pants.

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  4. pstwade2/03/2010 6:56 AM

    I don't pee my pants...any more...much.

    Okay I do.

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