As mentioned in yesterday's list of holiday shortcuts, I thought it would behoove you, gentle reader, to learn more of the benefits of the Inflatable Fruitcake.
I mean for heaven's sakes, look at how good it looks just sitting on this table!
Special thanks to Interns Allie, Greg, and/or Todd for photography and art direction. Also, again big ups to Christine of The Christine Show for sharing this holiday gem.
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