I have always said, "Nothing ever disappears without a trace unless it's been consumed".
Just my way of keeping my hopes up when I invariably lose something. But looky here, words that have never rung truer, my friends!! Dude gets arrested and manages to do away with the evidence... by EATING IT!
Utter brilliance. I don't know of any CSI unit that can separate ink traces from fiber soaked in intestinal acid and covered in poop. Just brilliant.