I don't know whether to laugh or cry -- such a crazy TRUE story...
This girl getting the flu shot and now she (wait for it) ... walks backwards.
Beautiful girl, in training to be a Washington Redskins cheerleader, and ten days after getting the flu shot, this:
OK, I'm not trying to be funny... but what the heck is she gonna do next year if she does get the flu?
(Oh my goodness, terrible terrible jokes are brewing somewhere in my cortex. Knock it off, brain. You just knock it off this minute!!)