He is like, er, like, no other. I don't exactly know how to describe him, but he makes me laugh out loud, and then hit the instant replay button on my remote:
"So exciting, you all did so well, Cristian, for someone who couldn't bang in the beginning, you are banging now." -- to Cristian de La Fuente
"It was like watching a trailer for Shrek goes cha cha cha." — to Penn Jillette
"I want more emotion lust, love, I want you to be a dirty girl."' —to Kristi Yamaguchi
Which is exactly why I love him. Sometimes I absolutely don't get him.
Anyhoo, today in my hunt to find a Best of Bruno Tonioli reel on YouTube, I did stumble upon this from The Soup from a couple years ago that still elicited a chuckle from me since Bruno is still exactly the same way...
If there is actually a webpage devoted to compiling a list of memorable Brunoisms, I must know, immediately.