DWTS Season 9 Casting Call

So I haven't watched one lick of this entire season, and frankly I don't care. They're not stars. The ballroom "pro's" are now the celebs, and that is a problem for me. Since when did we look at professional ballroom dancers and say, "OH MY GOD! HE'S SO FAMOUS!"



Please. It's ballroom dancing for goshsakes.



Intern Steven and Intern Shanna are sitting here with me talking about when DWTS started going down the tubes, and it reminded me of how I think Dancing with the Stars should be aptly retitled "Dancing With People". Coz that's who they are, practically. Regular folk.



We decided to start a list of potential candidates who should be on Season 9, so that this show can live up to its title.

• Oprah. Duh.


• Jon Gosselin


• The Geico Gecko


• Michael Vick


• Jessica Biehl


• Sarah Palin


• Tina Fey

Ok, that's where I'm starting. Any more suggestions?