Unfortunately, the Best Freaking Detergent on the Planet is impossible to find, too.
Victoria's Secret used to sell this awesome detergent. In fact, a whole line of awesome laundry products. One for special wash (like a Woolite), an actual jug of detergent, and fabric softener, both liquid & sheets. I know because I bought them. All. All the products. All the time. I even bought a special holiday gift set so I could get travel packet sizes of all of it.
The most beautiful smelling laundry you can ever imagine. Underthings, linens, sweaters, dresses, pantyhose, the slipcovers even. Everything just smelled fabulous.
Then one day: POOF. Discontinued.
Of course the way I found out was when it was finally time to restock on my supply, and a snooty blank insisted that "Victoria's Secret has never made a laundry detergent". (A couple phone calls clarified that by "never" she actually meant that the product line was recently discontinued.)
So, since that day, I have been hoarding what little product I've had left, and only using little droplets here and there if the occasion warrants good smell. Last night I used a small teaspoonful, and today, I'm catching traces of loveliness coming from my tee-shirt & jeans. I feel so pretty. Aaaah.....
Anyhooo... it reminded me of an article I read earlier this year that brought me hope.... that the Vic's Secret Lavish Laundry detergent was being re-released . Re-released this past Spring.
WELL WHERE THE HECK IS IT?!
Does anyone know? What happened? Why should I have to live with a lifetime of Gain, Tide, Wisk, Cheer, and all the usual odor of general cleanliness??
(And I don't care that the guy that wrote the article thinks it smells strong and doesn't clean well. He's a guy for goshsakes.)
Any input appreciated.