BREAKING BRITNEY NEWS!

"KFed isn't finished by a long shot"

OH NO! NOW WHAT?! Per Google News, I can see this headline was posted an hour ago by a reputable news source.

The modern career gal in a rush needs her quick fix of the latest goings-on so she is in-the-know, now!

Except, it helps if she reads what it is that is written. And then she'd see that it actually says:

"Fed isn't finished by a long shot...
economists say"

...

Oh. That would be news about The Fed, as in Federal Government. Ergo, real news. Like, important stuff. Oops.

Damn, and I thought I was in on some breaking Brit scoop.