OK, at least I can admit this, that I'm too lazy to even bother trying to translate this, or even worse, bothering to Googling a translation of this story.
This sorry-looking drawing is scratch that would've earned a lifetime of humiliation if you'd attempted to play this during a round of Pictionary...
...but apparently in Bolivia it doubles as an acceptable police sketch.
And armed with this artistic rendering... THEY STILL MANAGED TO FIND THE GUY!!!