Ben Stiller can have my money.
One, I think it's a decently worthy cause, and two, 'coz he wasn't being smarmy or corny about it. Just straight up funny and somewhat blunt. And for that, Ben, I will actually do the thing I swore I would never do, and that is to do one of them "text-donations", where the donation shows up on your cell phone bill as some mysteriously expensive texting event.
I am actually gonna do it.
Good work outta you, Ben.
Here are his two comedic pleas for help, via viral video: