::: Insert VOMIT sounds here ::::
And I like meatballs.
But really... downing 50 meatballs in ten minutes for $1500?
$1500?! THAT'S IT?!
Well, apparently $1500 is adequate for the likes of Joey Chestnut, who took home the top prize. (along with a bellyache and an awful case of acid reflux).
$5 grand, maybe.
But hell no to $1500. That wouldn't cover the amount of chewable Pepto I'd need to survive the next two hours.