I guess this means I'm still poor

Right? If our office pool won the Mega Millions surely I wouldve heard by now. I mean who would do that? Stage an elaborate surprise to let me know I was a bazillionaire?

So if it's Tues morning and I still haven't heard a peep we can all just safely assume I'm still poor. Like if they couldn't reach me would the rest of my cohorts say amongst themselves "hey she's not picking up what should we do?"

"eh wait til the morning. She's probably asleep. You know what a weirdo she is about her sleep"

I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS! IF WE'RE STINKING RICH I WANNA KNOW NOW!!!

Oh. Was the drawing not last night?

My bad.
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