As much as I love a retro 80's yacht-rock moment, Hall & Oates is so out of place on DWTS tonight.Where do I begin...?
Oh Daryl Hall... you are so not the suave young songster you were in '82. You cannot hit those notes, just be honest with yourself. It would have been ok to take the song down like a key or two. Or five.
Why does this look like a slice out of an Olivia Newtown John video. Holy cow spandex and leg warmers. Goodness, be careful where you swing that Karina Smirnoff! She just bought that new nose!!!
Aw, John Oates. don't you have some dignity? You shoulda started that super-band with Andrew Ridgely and Art Garfunkel, then called up VH1 to make a reality show for you guys. Maybe called "The Other Guys". Ssad to say, but you are just Daryl Hall's wing man.
OK, what is this I'm watching... live performances of songs you like, with distracting interpretive dance?
I should comment that while Edyta may have some banging' hot super-skinny bod... but did anyone ever notice that she has an unusually narrow body... at least, in relation to her size of her head? Something looks slightly disproportionate. Her body is so so tiny and narrow, and her head is normal size-ish. I don't know for sure, but something is off.
OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.... NOT A DANCE OFF???
"Re-dance"?? They can't call it that! Not especially since I, Toni Ryan, invented the similar word "re-sing" to describe the similar anomaly on the Idol results show.
OK, I don't like this re-scoring system for the re -dance sequence. They just gave Holly Madison all 6's. And now they just said they really like Denise. If they collectively agreed that Denise should stay and not Holly, they could just each give Denise a 10 right now for her re-dance. I mean, if Holly legitimately got more call-in votes, the judges could openly attempt to turn it over with 10's across the board, right? Maybe I'm not getting how this works.
OH!!!!!!! Denise Richards! You were both equally awful but I consider you an actual "star"... at least a tad more than Holly. Oh, poor Denise.
Somewhere Chris Rollins weeps... lol.
Who wrote this crap and who cares what he/she thinks? BTW, Daryl Hall is a legend and can still sing wonderfully. He's 65 years old, for crying out loud.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous! It's was ME, Toni Ryan! I wrote this crap! I'm a girl. LOL. Are you reading some sort of alternate version where I said that Daryl Hall *wasn't* a legend and could *not* sing wonderfully? Because I would never write that because he IS a legend and CAN still sing wonderfully. Duh. I only said "can't hit those high notes" and "ok to take the song down a key or two"... which is probably what I would advise any other 65 year old singer with amazing pipes. Did you see that performance too and think he hit those high notes PERFECTLY? You did?? Oh, then, my bad.
ReplyDeleteNo one cares what you think Daryl is a great singer at any age.
DeleteHi Anonymous -- I think you should read the blog again because I don't recall saying Daryl Hall wasn't a great singer. By the way, apparently SOMEONE cares what I think... and that person's name is ANONYMOUS. D'OH! I'd just work on those reading skills for now, because your strong-irrational-jump-the-gun skills are totally intact. Hey, but thanks for reading.
DeleteTony,no one is perfect , maybe that night daryl was not in good shape or whatever.
ReplyDeleteHe's always on tour , mayb he's tired , not enough sleeps .. Just because he can't
Hit the high notes that doesn't mean due to his age .
Saying john Oates is only his right wing .. Shows how much
U do not know about them . John mayb successful with the other
Band but can he sustain for 30 over years ?
What ever said n done, they both complement each other.
Just because on that day he can't hit high notes ,
U suggested that he should change the key ? Ur body n mind will
Not get old unless u tell them so . Yes ur appearance
May change but u dont have to sacrifice ur mind /body with ur age.
Well I know this is ur blog and u can say wht's in ur mind...
But I guess u want to be known as great blogger not a small mind blogger.