Friday, May 23

Dropped in the toilet

About a MILLION cell phones are dropped in toilets each year.

SERIOUSLY?! HOW? HOW does this happen? i must know.

OK, once I dropped my keys in the toilet bowl at a Baja Fresh. Normally I would not dare bothering to retrieve them, but it was a brand new Baja Fresh, and the toilet looked pretty damn clean to me. Thank God I'd forgotten to put my flash drive back on my keychain that day!!

BUT... the most valuable thing i ever dropped in the toilet??

MY OWN TUSH.

I fell in the toilet. Granted, I was a little kid, but my dad had left the toilet seat up in the middle of the night. i was at the age where i had to balance myself on the toilet seat bc my feet couldn't totally reach the floor.

SPLASH!

ick.

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